he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
I totally just somersaulted to the bathroom to avoid moving out of my fetal position
I don't know if I should be concerned or impressed.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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