Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
handjob tips. give me some.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
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