you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
Just finished two pages in like 20-30 mins bitches SHWAMP DRUNK LIBRARY SHWAMP
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You know your Halloween costume is slutty when you have to shave your pubes to wear it.
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
Wandering around the streets of Baltimore at two in the afternoon. Just offered a job as a stripper. Think I should accept?
Try an internship first, see if you enjoy it.
I'm not sure of this happened or if it was just a dream... But I vividly remember you walking down the street naked?
No actually I had socks on...
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
