I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
Kegger tonight. 10pm. $5 coverfor unlimited booze. Proceeds benefit nuns from Uganda. Bring friends. No shit.
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She tried to sit inside the drawer to my dresser and when it broke, she burst into tears calling herself fat. Too high to deal with this
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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