dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
I hit her tiny dog with a horseshoe an hour ago. Her and her mom cried as it laid on the ground shaking. Im drunk.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
The realization of how permanent those tattoos really were set in this morning... I am SO sorry.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
His premature ejaculation problem is getting old.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
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