We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
I think I ruined his life by managing to get his initiation nickname for his frat to be "Whiskey Dick" but I still wish herpes on him and his fugly new girlfriend.
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
Remember that time I sent you a 5lb bag of gummie bears?
Like it was yesterday.
Apparently I had it on auto deliver. So whoever is at your apt is gonna gen an interesting delivery...
I can't. Currently naked covered in Nair trying desperately to catch his cat that rubbed up on my leg.
I hate that cat.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
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