super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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