Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
They're basically the Kennedys. This is the family I fucked in to. I'm so proud of my vagina as much as it feels shitty for my heart.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
Randomize
