After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
i think i had to give the cab driver my id to get home last night because i couldnt talk.
In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
The second I saw you stumbling down the stairs in a princess crown, I knew I had a friend for life.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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