I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I woke up this morning in a strange bed with a kid with an accent playing with my feet.
Apparently when you order 'bottomless fries' at red robin that doesnt mean you can go around to every table and eat all the fries you want off other peoples plates.
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
you had sex with a 30 year old who doesn't have a cell phone but does have an 8 year old son.
he's 29.
You are just a treasure cave of fabulous alcoholic ideas.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
Nothing says "welcome to Denver" like a hot 18 year old giving you directions to the dispensary and ending up blowing you in the backseat
Last night I made the hotel shuttle driver take me to Walgreens for birth control, and Pringles.
They were both high priority
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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