You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I am no longer a man. I just realized I prefer Spongebob to college football.
You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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