5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
Hey, next time you have sex, flick his balls, and tell him "thats for getting spit in jennifer's eye and laughing about it."
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Its so bad though\nOur relationship has gotten to the point where im posing nude with a swiffer
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
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