Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Ladies don't puke and tell
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
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