I have a dream, to one day wake up next to a girl, walk to the washroom and kick her kids toys out of the way. That day has come, yes we can.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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