Dude, she's so old there's a chalk outline where her reproductive organs used to be.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
Just bought two budlight beers with a can of tuna at the bar
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
I think one of my ovaries is committing suicide. But that is a topic for another day.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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