your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
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