No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Nobody has seen her in 3 days. Should we call the cops or hope this is just another drunk Carmen San Diego game she's playing?
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
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