just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
i lost my airplane ticket and tried to board with a bar receipt in all the confusion. i have officially lost all brain cells in college.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
I am naked and annoyed.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
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