he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
shattered his nose in 8 pieces. Blaming it on the dog. I feel more guilty about ruining the dog's good name than I do about ruining his nose.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
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