naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I stole a fireplace last night.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
if I blackout nd am found tomorrow w butterfly hairclips on my nipples and my habd down my pants tell my family I am sorry
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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