the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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