dude i just made a burrito by wrapping 2 packs of scooby snacks with a fruit roll up. im so high
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
I'm wearing sunglasses around my house. Douchebag status. The hangover is real.
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Randomize
