$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I give out orgasms like candy and ride a motorcycle...how is that not appealing
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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