i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Drunk me thought he was hot enough to overlook the fact that he had poison ivy and still have sex with him. Sober me wants to know if you have any calamine lotion.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
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