How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
He literally asked permission to hit on me
Accidentally mixed my gin with cold brew coffee instead of cranberry juice. It’s bad. But I’ll finish it. Never leave a fallen soldier.
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