You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
Why did 20 jello shots in a row sound like a good idea last night?
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
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