Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I want you to tape your fingers together and give me a lobster claw hand job.
rethinking that breast reduction surgery... i'm tired of drunkenly explaining the scars to guys who don't really give a shit
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I was just told that i'm a premature cuddler. . . What does that even mean?
Whatever it is you failed
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
I had lunch with him today and quietly mourned his wasted good looks on such a disappointing set of genitals.
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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