I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I thought I was pretty much sober now but then I realized I've been eating scrambled eggs with my hands...
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I got outsmarted by a door tonight. Twice.
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