u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I made this pact with my vagina, though. No more heartless fuckery.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
DONT TALK SHIT ABOUT LUNCHABLES
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
High-fiving last weekend's hook up in passing on the way to class has given me quite the lady boner.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
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