She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
no ping pong balls so we're playing beer pong with an ornament. you can't tell me that's not festive.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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