Jerry, you need to find god
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
And then she apologized after the blow job for being too sick to deep throat. I'm in love..
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
That's the kind of activity you can only get away with by wearing a lion codpiece
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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