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Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
I can't turn off my feet"
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Wtf can everyone stop fucking in my grandma's bed? This is like the third time
Hitting up all my dealers for my birthday grams is paying off
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