yo i just woke up i feel so weird, and the absolut is still fill, so is the 30, what the fuck did we drink last night man? And will you please come out of the bathroom.
Bro... we didn't even hang out last night??
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
Only you could get too drunk for taco bell. I don't know if I'm jealous or ashamed. Go to bed.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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