If I was Danny Tanner and my wife died and left me with three kids I would hire a nanny rather than bringing in the sexually promiscuos uncle with a fetish for leather and rebellion and my obviously mentally ill (possibly gay) best friend Joey, who has never had a girlfriend and consistently talks in cartoon voices... a nanny is just a better choice
she looked like the before picture.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
it's official, i've been high in 26 different states, and three different countries.
omg. MEgabus. stoned.
Theres these two guys talking.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
They are in the bedroom next door. We might have a threesome idk. Jesus take the wheel.
GO. DO.
I am Jesus and I am taking the wheel.
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
I got here. Mom yelled "drink of the day is blueberry sangria" and next thing I knew I was on a slip and slide.
Randomize
