i just wanna soil my oats bro
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
the gays at disneyland are vicious
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Not a clue. But I did find out that his penis has a British accent.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
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