and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
That feeling when you're ready to convert to the religion of whatever god will stop the vomit. Dynamite is illegal.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
We were 69ing, but at an angle so we could both still watch Wall-E
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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