Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He chose me to be his birthday sex..theres a lot of pressure riding on this bang
He told me my car had really nice leather seats right before he jizzed all over them.
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