i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
She just looked down there and said "i breed horses. this is better than anything ive ever seen."
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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