We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
Nothing says "I forgive you for puking on me during sex" like a Facebook add the next morning...
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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