May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
It's dollar drink night and I have my honors society initiation tomorrow. Somehow I think this will not end well.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
Flirting with/getting ready to possibly sleep with a married HS classmate and getting added to a bible study group chat within minutes of each other. #Balance
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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