Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
The sweaty, naked apartment dance party wasn't complete until I threw the whole jar of glitter on us. It was like the icing.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
At least you didn't get an invite in the mail to your fuck buddy's baby shower like I just did. My life is a sitcom
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