Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Houston, we have a blender
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Can I just buy you sex toys as a wedding gift? Bc I’m here for that and you
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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