today's thought: if you're naming your fb album "wEdDiNg dAy!!!!!!" you're too young to get married
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
I knew I was high when I wanted to write a poem about how great it felt to wash my face
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
we finally found him at 2 am. he was 3 miles from the house and tried running into the lake when he saw us pull up. i don't think he'll be taking ecstacy again any time soon.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
Randomize
