It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
debating whether or not to save the package from my first plan b pill. it would be a nice addition to any baby book.
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
So I'm sitting at my desk and Thunderstruck came on my iPod. I then proceeded to drink coffee every time I heard thunderstruck. Who says you don't remember anything from college?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
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