I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
she said she was gay. i said prove it. she said "ok i wont fuck you"
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
Apparently throwing balloons filled with vodka off the roof is considered terrorism.
foreskin is a definite game changer
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I see your creepy poodle photo and raise you a shirtless elderly gentleman who looks like a yetti in cutoffs who may or may not have an ENORMOUS erection.
.... touche....
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
Randomize
