This glow in the dark vibrator will get me through this power outage
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
No more jager for that guy. He jacked the neighbor kids big wheel, rode around making jet noises, then passed out behind the wheel and rolled it and broke his wrist
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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