so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
Dude I woke up and he was pissing in the corner on his clothes... I called his name an he replied " I got this" and continued.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
He's talking about feelings now. I don't even know if he came???
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
There is sex in the air. Be careful where you walk.
Randomize
