Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Today is leap day..... If that's not an excuse to blackout all day I don't know what is
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
This wouldn't be the first time my boss has seen me topless
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
I ripped my favorite bra in half last night while I was undressing in a drunken rage.
What was the rage all about?
He wouldn't stop to let me get McDonald's french fries.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
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