I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
So getting a bj to I believe I can fly is one of the greatest things ever
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
Every shot buddy I have I end up blowing. I don't know whether this pattern is good or bad.
So I fucked her. If you're keeping score at home, it's all tied up with horrible sex with someone I like and great sex with someone I hate both with 1.
I can't believe I had to sit there pretending to play Halo with a condom on for 20 Minutes because your brother barged in to tell a story.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I just had the most intense bikini wax of my life, i felt like i needed guardrails
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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