Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
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