He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I've decided that buying my first unused mattress has been my first major step into real adulthood.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
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