all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
His beard is glorious and he smells like barbecue. Introduce me to him.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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