You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
It smells like Drakkar Noir and desperation out here.
That's why you should quit smoking.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
He wrote on the bartenders notepad "phone?" So I wrote back "911"
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
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