Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Im chasing shots of tequila with chocolate milk right now. by myself. its nasty, but I've had worse in tjere the past couple days, so ill take it.
Some guys phone started vibrating on the tv. I answered mine. That's how high I am.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
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