Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Finishing last nights 1.5L of wine and beef jerky for breakfast. Work looms, ever the prickly bitch.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
When I walked out of the bathroom and you were literally dancing, you looked at me and said 'this is how I dance'. And then continued.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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