well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
Even the bartender felt bad for me
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
That guy drinking savagely was actually at his buddy's gay bachelor party in the male stripper section. He came over to the chicks side so we drank with him.
He had some sort of penis-related post traumatic stress disorder, but body shots seemed to wake him up
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
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